Exciting things are a brewing in these parts
Caught this beaut on my way to my new Janitorial Awareness and Preparedness After School Sessions at the local school. I’m doing my good citizens part to keep kids off drugs!
LOL! Getting Phanie this for Valentimes day
hAHHAHAH bitches im gettin mirena tomorrow which means NO MORE PERIODS FOR DA NEXT 5 YEARS yeyeyeyeyeeeeee
But, I’ll be sad to miss out on the menstrual sex.
I brought Phanie to meet my Ma and Pa today. Good thing my Ma remembered her favorite food!
(Source: bufalow, via 1000lostchildren)
I just bought Phanie a week long long-range shootin’ retreat with yours truly just in time for Thanksgiving. I reckon we’ll shoot a turkey or two. Now don’t tell me girls don’t look pretty with guns!
(Source: madfuture, via 1000lostchildren)
Not everyone can be as classy of a lady as my girl Phanie.
New “It’s Just Science” Encyclopedia Entry Sneek Peek
Possible Alternative Vacations
Rustication: Hip vacation of going to very rusty locales.
Stay-cation: Vacation spent at home. Usually preferred to the rustication.
Prickly on the Outside
Juicy on the inside
Just wait till you see her O face
Phanie is trying out to be a Fanta Girl— which has been her lifetime dream. Wish her luck!
